Naked Cleaners Get Your Dirty House Clean

With the exception of bright yellow rubber gloves, naked cleaners scrub kinksters’ homes entirely in the buff. Stripping down to clean in the nude is a lucrative side hustle: “I’m always looking for ways to make extra money and I quite like being naked, so I thought ‘Okay, I’ll try it,’” said one naked cleaner. Some younger men with “disposable income” want to “try something different,” while others just want company or someone to hang out with while naked.

Some of their clients are nudists: “The clients will get naked as well—a few of them are quite nervous at first and keep their clothes on until they’re confident enough to take them off.” One client had “the dirtiest house” ever, but didn’t want the naked cleaner to clean it. “He just wanted some company,” she explained, adding that her clients are “in general nice people.”

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