Harry Styles’ New ‘Sex-Themed’ Perfume

Harry Styles hopes to follow in Gwyneth Paltrow’s footsteps as he gears up to launch his own “sex-themed” perfume. The singer will reportedly sell the naughty perfumes as part of his lifestyle brand Pleasing, inspired by Goop and Gwyneth’s infamous vagina candles. Harry named the aromas Rivulets, Closeness, Bright and Hot—aiming to evoke “a delightful encounter with a stranger.”

The racy description for Closeness reads “a whispered ‘yes’, skin pressed against skin.” Harry said of his brand’s new CEO: “His exceptional vision and extensive experience will be invaluable as we enter the next chapter of Pleasing.” Gwyneth launched her lifestyle brand in 2008 and has flogged several ideas, including vaginal steamers. 

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