Patient Dies During Sex In Car With His Nurse

A naughty nurse is in hot water after her patient died—having sex with her in a car. The woman was found with a long-term dialysis patient after he died in the back of his car with his “trousers down,” according to reports. The nurse later admitted that they had actually been having a year-long affair while he was getting regular treatment—and met that night for sex.

When her lover keeled over, the nurse called a colleague instead of emergency services. The NMC ruled she can no longer work as a nurse for having “brought the nursing profession into disrepute.” “[Her] actions were significant departures from the standards expected of a registered nurse, and are fundamentally incompatible with her remaining on the register,” the board concluded.

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