Thieves Steal $15K Worth of Gold-Plated Sex Toys

Some naughty thieves stole gold-covered sex toys worth more than £15,000 each from a factory in Spain. In addition to the 24-Karat gold vibrators, the masked men made off with nearly £23,000 in cash from a safe. The premises targeted belonged to erotic items wholesaler Dreamlove.

Local reports say seven gold and steel vibrators were taken in all, with the more expensive sex toys valued at up to $17,000 (£15,300) and the ones made with the cheaper material up to $3,000 (£2,600). A spokesman for the sex toy company said it would be difficult to sell them on the black market because they are “rare and easily identifiable products.” It’s not the first time naughty thieves made off with XXX goods: video footage released by cops showed another suspect walking in through an open door and walking away with a box of Satisfyer G-spot stimulators.

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