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Brian, I'm so glad you're home from college. Your mother and I have been neighbors all your life and I have watched you grow up. I even baked a cake for your 18th birthday party last year. I'm so sorry that your parents decided to drive across the country to visit your mother's aunt, just when you were coming home for a vacation. Your parents and I had already arranged for me to stay here while they are gone, because I'm having all the floors in my house re-done. We didn't realize you'd be arriving and that it would be just the two of us. But we'll get along, won't we?