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THE STRAIN OF EPHEMERA

i'm a very honest person, i do what i feel and i say what i mean. for the most part i don't like disguises, lying, playing devil's advocate, cheating, teasing, underhanded tricks or game playing.
i got back from the gym yesterday and from running around the blocks earlier at power drill cardio-conditioning cycling step aerobics. how wonderfully exhausting it is to make my supple body strong!
i would really benefit from ankle weights or shackles. i have a heavy head, it keeps me grounded. i like to adorn it. i adore it.
i dance by myself in front of a crowd of spectators drinking cocktails with florescent umbrellas and clear multicolored plastic swords speared through cherries and toothpicks stabbed through olives in dewy glasses cheering me on screaming hysterically overjoyed in ecstasy
please admire my resplendent gown(s) and wig(s)
i love floral liquid/solid soaps, silk scarves, neon g-strings, candy corn, ring pops, fun-dip, and 7. MY HUGE FUCKING FLAT SCREEN
i am lubing up, getting greasy lying in a tanning bed peering through my goggles into a blue sea crabs pinching at the sky one picks up a sandy lollipop and carries it over to the edge of my little pony beach towel and i pour some Gatorade over it