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Besides my cuteness, my perkiness

and the fact that I'm oh so fuckable,

I'm also incredibly intelligent.

So intelligent in fact,

that it didn't take me long at all

to figure out the fact that college is expensive!

And that I shouldn't have to pay for it.

That's where you come in, sweet cheeks!

I figure that between teasing you guys on the phone,

selling you pictures of my hot young body,

and maybe even putting up some videos,

my college should be paid for within a year!

So get that thing out of your pants and start using it!

*duh*...your wallet, silly!

*kisses~Chrissy*

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