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BIG BEAR! EXTREME FAG BASHER! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

START YOUR EDUCATION NOW! See "CASH RAPE Assignments Below!!! Check back every day as I will be adding new Assignments to help usher you into genuine manhood!

I LOVE cash raping worthless faggots! I think that all of the worth that a faggot has is in his wallet!

I spent time in prison, and I raped punks like you with objects just for the sheer fun of knowing I could do it.

I am married to a beautiful woman - an actress and entertainer - who is wanted by hundreds of men. She gets all of her c**k from me. She solicits additional pu**y for me just because I want her to. She calls me "sir" and calls herself "my wench."

On the date of this writing, I had sex with seven women last week. A woman paid for us to accompany her to Atlantic City just so she could have sex with me. I have three standing offers from female friends of my wife to come and live with them "if something doesn't work out."

I am published author. I am a successful businessman. I am cultured and highly educated, but spent time in Mixed Martial Arts.

I am everything you sissy fags wish you could be. But you will never be like me, because I am a MAN.

But because I am such an effing philanthropist, I don't mind if you call and, while my wife's head bobs up and down in my lap. let me explain to you exactly what it means to be a man, and how you are - as a faggot - coming up woefully short.

I think it is wonderful that you would allow your wallet to be raped by the likes of me - it is the only tribute that you can really pay, as a worthless sissy faggot, to manhood. Thanks for doing your part!

My cam is Yahoo only.

If you are a good little faggot, I might verbally abuse you while letting you watch my wife blow me. You know, like would happen to YOU if YOU WERE A MAN...?

LET'S GET STARTED, PIGGY

Faggot Piggy Payboi Application - ($25) Come Under My Extreme Tutelage!

BUY MY YAHOO ID - So that I can mercilessly harass you on the internet!

BUY ONE OF MY E-BOOKS! CHICK LIT: EROTIC LITERATURE BY THE WOMEN I HAVE... KNOWN - at special FAG EDUCATION TEXTBOOK PRICE! Learn the PROPER way to think about the roles of men and women.

Fee for an initial interview. Find out if I can help your pusillanimous and worthless self. You will be telling me about yourself, getting an initial evaluation, and being roundly insulted by internet chat. Seven dollars for a 15 minute chat - Yahoo! Only.

PAY YOUR TAXES!

Loser Tax! $5 - For being an inveterate failure!

Needle D*ck Tax! $5 - For being such a punyboi!

Fat Tax! $10 - Oink, oink!

Pervert Tax! $20 -For being a sissyboi fag!

BE USEFUL!!! Invest in your education! Make me like you or pay up just because I deserve it!

BUY ME DINNER - $40

PAY MY KIDS' TUITION! $169 - One in private school, one in college! Invest in our country's future - and a future better than your own!!!

MAKE MY WIFE'S CAR PAYMENT! $225 - It's expensive being a real man! Chicks dig shiny things!

LET YOUR LESSONS BEGIN! Complete each of the assignments below in order in order to begin your journey into genuine manhood.

CASH RAPE - Assignment Number ONE ($10)

CASH RAPE - Assignment Number TWO ($20)

CASH RAPE - Assignment Number THREE ($30)

CASH RAPE - Assignment Number FOUR ($40)

CUM FEE - $5.00