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LuckyValentyne

3 X's Internationally Certified Hypnotist-Mindfuck

My name's Lucky Valentyne.

(Short answer, hippie parents :-)

It fits well with my chosen profession as a phone sex operator.

See, I make my living with my mouth...err...that is to say, I talk dirty for a living, but it's so much more than that. I'm like your wet dream in librarian glasses that secretly geeks out to World of Warcraft.

I love quoting Voltaire and dripping hot wax down the small of your back while you're tied spread eagle in the doorway.

I also love helping you figure out how to get your lover to love dripping hot wax down the small of your back while you're tied spread eagle in the doorway.

I'm three times internationally certified in hypnosis and use it to my full advantage, which means I am more than capable of doing things to your mind that your mouth cannot even pronounce.

When I'm not being verbally promiscuous or helping John Doe overcome his phobia of double amputee nuns with an affinity for green M&M's, I write and perform spoken word poetry.

Yeah, I said poetry. You can read/listen to some of it on the below blogsites. If you don't like it, I hope you call and tell me all about it...for $3.39/minute. (winks)

On a serious note, I'd love to talk to you sometime. I'll make you a friendship bracelet and we can be BFF's...or you know, I can bend you over and sit on your face, whatever floats your boat.

Love & Sloppy Wet Kisses,

Lucky


PS.
I strongly recommend that you follow me via Twitter, so you know when I'm open for calls. I have just established this Niteflirt account because I want to fill a couple open spots in my schedule, but keep in mind that you will be vying for attention against my regulars who will ALWAYS take precedence.

http://twitter.com/LuckyValentyne

http://luckyvalentyne.tumblr.com/

http://luckyvalentyne.blogspot.com