Phone Sex

You are just a sad, pathetic ordinary guy who goes to work, comes home, jacks off, goes to bed, and then gets up and does the same thing the next day.

Five days a week.

Weekends, you have your honey-do list, maybe a beer, a BBQ.

Maybe a wife, maybe not.

Doesn't matter- she is too busy to deal with the likes of you!

She has a life, friends, activities.

I do too.

The difference is, you can drop in on me ANY time!

I will leave this listing on 24/7, even when I am in the shower.

I really can't think of any reason to turn it off.

I will answer the phone.

I will chat with you.

It may or may not be phone sex, it will depend on my location and audience.

I may take a call while shopping, exercising, gardening,sleeping,getting a pedicure...

Whatever happens, you will have my attention. Or be ignored!

You can hang out with me, my friends, whatever I allow. And maybe, just maybe, you will be allowed a happy ending...or maybe not!

Either way, I shall reward you- with gratitude!

Sweet nothings murmured in your ear....just like we are old lovers or sweethearts who found each other online, and can't stop daydreaming about the way it used to be between us...
Call Me! 1-800-TO-FLIRT ext.94-57-789

Three sexy pics for your stroking pleasure. Each set is different. Each set sells for $6.50.