Phone Sex

: Looking for the best phone sex? You've found it, here at NiteFlirt.

Since you guys keep asking, I might as well just set this up. If you're here, you know who I am, you know what I do, and inexplicably, you want to have phone sex with me anyways. Badass.

Really, this line works for whatever your random fantasy is. Since you've been reading my twitter, you know the sort of things I generally cover/specialize in. I'm open to suggestions, though.

Since this is now a phone sex line, I'm going to up the price because unlike talking about twitter, I won't do that sort of thing for free.

No, you don't get a followers discount.

Yes, I might tweet about you.

No, I am not guaranteed to tweet about you.

Being an asshole in hopes of me tweeting about you probably will not work in your favor.