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I'm here because I'm bored and horny! I'm craving a mouthful of monster cock meat. If you have one, phone fuck me now!

But... if you have a button mushroom clit instead of a real man's dick, you can satisfy me in other ways. Amuse me. Make me giggle. Let's talk about you kissing and licking my butt, getting turned into a real girl since you're halfway there already, being my sissy maid and fluffer boy, or just emptying you wallet.

My husband never satisfied me. EVER. How could he when he's like 3" on a good night! .

I told him I was going to find something new so I got some BBC. Yeah that's right, BLACK DICK and now he jerks his dicklet in the corner while I get banged by my stud's monster cock.

But even that guy needs a break. He has to work to spend his money on me too! That's where you come in. Can you make me cum as hard as my black lover? I'd love to hear you try. If not then at least amuse me. At least, if you're shrimp dicked like my husband, just wiggle that piece of bait stuck on top of your balls to give me a good laugh. Those teenie-weenies don't hang like real cocks (there would have to be something there first)it's like they're stuck on with bubblegum. So fucking sad.