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Hey fuckwads! My name is Aubrey (yes, that's my REAL name and you're welcome for the privilege of knowing it). I'm 5 foot 3 inches, 113lbs, with long, naturally blond hair and green eyes. Don't let my petite size fool you though! My hobbies include choking out men and women alike with my crazy Brazilian Jiu Jitsu skills, fucking up peoples faces in cage fights (MMA for the more knowledgeable among you), and lifting more weight than the rest of the pussy ass guys in my gym. I am also a full time student at a Big-10 college with a 3.4 GPA. With such a busy schedule, you had better not waste my time! If you don't plan on being one of my most dedicated minions, then don't bother calling. You should value every fucking minute of my time I allow you to revel in and you had BETTER pay me well! If you wish to be my slut, then plan on calling me for no less than 15 minutes at a time and no fewer than 2 days per week. If you fail to meet my standards, I WILL ignore your calls. If you decide to call me, I will degrade you, make you listen to me piss,shit,and fart in your mouth, talk about my workouts and day in general, and whatever else I feel like discussing. If I say I don't want to talk about something, DROP IT. One last thing! If you really want special attention or you just want to please me, feel free to tribute me. Being such a busy bitch means that I can't work right now and it takes a lot of money to train and compete in my sports, if you're into that sort of thing I might even send you my competition footage if I'm impressed by your tributes.If you request it, I might even use your tributes to buy items of your choice and send you pictures of me with them:)That's about it! Later douche-bags!