Here are your dumbass questions answered:

What happens when I call?
I pick up the phone and IGNORE YOU! If you're lucky I might insult you with a nasty string of degrading names before I put the phone down and continue what I was doing. You get to listen in on my fabulous amazing sexy Goddess life while I totally ignore you!

What do I do when you answer the phone?
you may say something, however, I probably won't respond to a bitch like you. So just sit there ashamed and do what you normally do. Jerk your pathetic small penis while you listen to my hot life.

How can I please you, Goddess?
if you want to make me happy this is what you can do. I like personal thoughtful attention. Tributes for Princess are always encouraged and I also love gifts you picked out for me. Email me for the address to send the gifts.