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ALYSIA

RULE # 1 ~ DO NOT TELL ME YOU LIKE EVERYTHING! BE SPECIFIC!
RULE # 2 ~ TREAT ME WITH RESPECT & DON’T HANG UP WITHOUT SAYING GOOD-BYE!
RULE # 3 ~ SO WE DON’T CONNECT, BE A GENTLEMAN AND BE KIND WITH YOUR COMMENTS!
RULE # 4 ~ THIS IS THE HARDEST!!!! DO NOT FALL IN LOVE WITH ME!!!

Don’t be surprised if when you call I am too busy to talk to you!
On the count of 3, stop thinking about me and think about yourself! WAIT A SECOND!

Oh, now, wasn’t that a depressing second? But it explains everything… Now you know why no one talks to you or wastes their time talking about you. There is nothing to talk about because you are so boring.
Ahhh, but I know your type! You always sneak off to the men’s room about four or five times a day. All day long, you think about lewd sex and new ways to get yourself off. You really want a woman who will make you beg for it. Your biggest fantasy is to have a woman, a young woman abuse your cock until you make her scream your name as she cums. Oh, how you want a young pussy to push you to new limits. But all this sex only takes place in your head ~ in your wildest imagination and in your little dinky pecker head as you tug and pull on it!
Innocent! You feign innocence because you are terrified of the hold my pussy will cast on you. But I know your cock aches for me. Every time you call me, you want to connect but your throat tightens and your brain freezes because you can only focus on my pussy. So you sit in silence choking on your saliva while you listen as I file my nails, send emails, talk on my cell phone, or what you want so much ~ to listen to my moans as I touch my sweet pussy and cum so you can hear me…

Do you fantasize about balloons? Do you have kinky or unusual fetishes? Can you share your list of dirty words with me? Please don't call me with sick perversions but I do like unusual things?
If you are somewhere private where you won’t be disturbed, take off all your clothes and listen to me play with my balloons. But I know you can’t get naked because you are at work playing with your itty-bitty dingle dangle. So class is in session...
Just what is your fetish? Do you like to see me ride a huge beach ball while I am wearing panties or do you prefer to hear my wet naked little pussy pressing against the ball? Do you like to see how far I can go ~ just how much pressure I can apply to the balloon before it is on the verge of “POPPING?”
In this era of double anal and bukkake, it's nice to know that something as sweetly innocent as a balloon can get you hard. But what is it about these ordinary party decorations that make certain fetishists pop boners? Is it the inflating, squeezing, sitting, humping or popping? Maybe it's just the smell and texture of rubber. Let’s explore your fetish so CALL ME! Lesson #1: Pick up that phone and CALL ME.

TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT! THIS IS YOUR FANTASY!!!

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I want to please you so please don’t tell me you like everything. Tell me what you like.
My pet peeves are the silent ones who expect me to have a 20 min. sex session talking to dead silence while they jerk off. (Don't Do That!).
If you are sitting there fantasizing about firing off a fat wad of your gizm on my face by reading these words... Stop it right now and CALL ME!