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Reverend Dix

The Keys To Heaven are in Your Pants

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If there is one thing that I’ve learned from my time as both a homosexual stripper, anus destroyer, all around tough guy, and more recently as a reverend in a Southern Baptist church it is that nothing that is worth having comes for free.  In the Scriptures which are the Word of God and His commandments for us living on Earth God demands that we give Him ten percent of our income.  Unfortunately that percentage only applies when you are flying right in all of the other avenues of your life.


The first thing that I have to make clear to all of you is that I was once an anus destroying fag with a chip on my shoulder against my Creator.  My huge dick has ripped open many a man booty and I have pumped load after load after load into many a waiting mouth.  Through much discipline, the same discipline I plan on showing all of you I managed to taper off on my faggot impulses and now I am a straight man and a Reverend.


This is but one of the trials that you will face in my ordeal that demands nothing less than total discipline and devotion to the Lord of Hosts.  Therefore the money that you give to the Lord and His servant, the humble Reverend Dix, is the next best thing to truly saving yourself.


Faithfully in His service,

Reverend Harry Dix