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I'm a well-hung, fit, STR8 guy who likes nothing more than spending time with hot girls, and be waited on by you faggot minions, who'll make me feel
like the King of England.

Wanna check out my blog?

Wanna play out a special fantasy?

Mail me ahead of time - or just tell me when we connect... or would you just rather listen to me tell you how I'll take advantage of all those slutty chics, that you are paying for me to treat? I'd love nothing better than to have you as my little performing queer to entertain me and my buddies when we get drunk on a Thursday night. Picture yourself there staring at my feet in abject humilation while we all look down at you laughing!

Are you feeling very small? Good - just the way I like you - and I DO have the power to shrink you down - WHENEVER I want HAHAHA!

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I love to demonstrate my total SUPERIORITY, mentally, physically... I was born to DOMINATE.

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Cash-slaves are always welcome - you want to try and buy your way into my favour? Start here:

$5 Tribute for wannabe piggies

$10 Tribute for bronze piggies (Buy me some tunes)

$20 Tribute for Silver piggies (A night out on the town)

$50 Tribute for Gold piggies (Its what I deserve)

$100 Tribute for PLATINUM piggies (I want to treat some real pussy, you don't want her thinking I'm mean do you?)

Are you STILL wasting time?

I am from England (hence the accent) and over here we like our slaves well disciplined, so you'd better not disappoint me.