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Cara Cohen
I am a Hot and Kinky Jewish Divorcée

HOT J.I.L.F.
(Jewish Woman You'd like to Forget) Ha ha ha

I will be your Guardian ad Litem. You, clearly, are mentally incompetent. You waste your time and money. What the FUCK are you doing here? Something is WRONG with you. I will take over your entire life. You need that.

About Me:

I am a Jewish Mom. My hair is perfectly coiffed and I am perfectly clean. I go to the doctor, dentist, manicurist, and beautician regularly! My juices are clean and clear, NOT creamy. Creamy women need to go to the doctor. Unless, I have a creampie, a load of creamy cum in me for you to clean!
You will clean the Big Black Schmeckels of my shvartzeh lovers. You will watch my hips gyrate. Watch my hot hairy (trimmed) beaver get soaked with my own clear juices when I masturbate. Then, AFTER I have sex I may ask you to clean me. Lick the MAN Cum out of my Cunt Hole. I LOVE a real douchebag; You can use them again and again and you don't have to throw them away! You will be my human bidet after sex.
So it's natural to get wet or hard when we are turned on together. I do NOT want to see your dirty sissy juices. I will make you wear a cage on your penis so I do not have to see it. I will look for $5.99 a minute. Disgusting Pervert.

Have a Real Chat with a Gorgeous Jewish Divorcée

Helpful guidelines to stay on your Mistress's good side;

1. I expect you to spoil me with tips and gifts. I am actually looking for a HUSBAND in real life. Impress me. I want the security of enough money.

2. Of course Jews are preferred but Goyim (non-Jews) are accepted. You must abstain from eating pork so you do not have dirty "PIG MOUTH."

3. You will ALWAYS Leave the most positive 5-star Feedback for Me. This makes Me Happy. Ms. Cohen Loves to see your devotion.

4. You DO NOT get me crap. I deserve top of the line and you will get me what I want! I have a wishlist for a reason, USE IT!

5. MONEY makes me happy.

6. I want to learn about you. I am interested in long term relationships. I am ethical and expect the same from you. Lie or Blindside me and I will forget you forever.

I do not like being blindsided, and in fact, it is a deal breaker for me.

7. You are to purchase my pictures- all of them.

8. You will ALWAYS add enough money for us to fantasize.

I intend to starve you and to leave you alone for days at a time in front of a mirror so you can see how stupid you are and how hopeless. You are the biggest loser on Earth. Money does NOT make you a man. Of course you will be restrained so you cannot just walk away and gagged so you cannot tell anyone what I am doing to you.
Then, when I come back I will force you to eat whatever "I" decide is good for you. I cook, you eat. What I make you drink, oh you'll drink. HA HA HA HA

(Not REALLY actually I am a kind person who wears her heart on her sleeve.) Schadenfreude is seldom productive.

I will lure you in as I listen to all of your problems patiently and will make good sound suggestions when called for. I will help you to make money. Your money after all is my money so it is a win/win situation. I am able to clearly delineate between reality and fantasy.

I will suffocate you with my tush and force you to exercise. Work out for me baby. I can smell your testosterone and it makes my cunt wetter.
My juices will quench your thirst and what I cook, you eat. You want to eat? I have Cholent! Lick meyn schmutzik loch! I will sit on your face or make you lick my lovely pedicured feet through my expensive hose. Yum! You'll drink hard liquor when I request, just try to protest! Do you snuzh? Let's Party! I will make you snort poppers or WORSE.

Buy Me something and make me happy!

I expect gifts often. I will remember you and you will remember me. You will have GOOD manners. You will court my affections by buying me gifts.