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Greetings, I am Mrs Birch, professional Disciplinarian. You may think of Me as the Super Nanny of the adult world!

For those of you who may wonder if I am the real Mrs Birch of, yes, I am She.

Although is no longer on the internet, I am still maintaining strict control over many a naughty adult boy or girl unfortunate enough to find him or herself across My lap, or bent over My desk in preparation for the sting of My Cane.

As a professional Disciplinarian I have enjoyed a lifestyle administering strict Corporal Punishment and Discipline to naughty adult boys, girls and couples for some 14 years now. During that time I have had the absolute pleasure of meeting some of the most wonderful people over the years from all over the world who have shared with Me many pleasurable hours indulging our passion for Corporal Punishment and Discipline.

Well, perhaps at times its been more pleasurable for Me than the recipient...

I am well educated, erudite and not only am I skilled in the art of administering strict Discipline, I fully understand the physical, emotional and cerebral needs of naughty adult boys and girls.

My Upbringing

Coming from a long heritage of Dominant Ladies, I was raised on a diet of strict Victorian style principles and values. Traditional punishments were very much a part of my upbringing and enforced regularly throughout my youth, both at home and at school. I grew up during a time of convention, when children were taught good manners and respect for their elders, during a time when courtesy was deemed the calling card of Kings. Rules were made and enforced, and respect engendered as a result.

Indeed, My siblings and I were certainly what you'd call 'raised on the rod' and as a result am well acquainted with the sensation of being delivered of a well-blistered bottom, via a strict and lengthy over the knee spanking or strapping! More often than not a wooden spoon, slipper, hairbrush, strap or other such household item would be pressed into action for the purpose of instant behavioural modification in our household!

Given My upbringing, I found it a natural progression to enter into the professional world of Corporal Punishment. I am certainly qualified, having acquired the firsthand knowledge and experience that only someone in a genuine situation can achieve.

Now, I would like to say - Be Warned!

My Services

If I have not yet had the pleasure of having you over My knee or facing Me for a punishment for you to know firsthand what I am capable of delivering, then I must warn you that I am not a light and fluffy style Domme be any means. If you are serious about finding someone who can deliver a real punishment then I assure you, I am the real deal! I am more than happy to attend to the most severe and extreme disciplinary requests (providing they fit in to the realm of services I offer) and am certainly not put off by howls or cries for clemency.

Having said that, I will respect your limits whatever your level of play.

I offer a professional Disciplinary Service to consenting adults within the privacy of My discreet premises in Sydney, Australia and to My regular clients offer a home or hotel visiting service. My appointments largely revolve around the areas of traditional scholastic or domestic style punishments, and from time to time prison fantasies and real torture sessions are brought to life. The sessions I conduct almost always involve a full re-enactment of a scenario or fantasy involving Corporal Punishment and Discipline from My client’s childhood or imagination at his or her request.

Whatever the theme, whatever the level of Discipline, I tailor sessions to suit the individual. Some prefer a good old fashioned over the knee spanking, others prefer one or two dozen full bodied strokes administered in the traditional position to a cold bottom! Some folks like to request a 'No Mercy' style punishment and put their bottoms in My hands, so to speak!


Naturally I have a large range of disciplinary implements available to suit most sessions including leather paddles, tawses and straps, floggers, whips, wooden paddles and hairbrushes, canes, crops and an interesting range of rubber implements (seriously not for the faint hearted!).

My Travel

From time to time I travel Internationally or to different parts of Australia, so on such occasions I will be available at those times for private appointments if I am travelling to your part of the world. Alternatively I am available for exclusive travel to visit you for the purpose of conducting a private appointment with you. You’ll need to contact Me to discuss details of such an arrangement.

My Blog

Through My Blogspot at I will devote My time to sharing with you My world of Corporal Punishment and Discipline. I hope to share with you the traditional values of chastisement from a bygone age. Victorian times encapsulated the true meaning of Discipline and Punishment and these times and concepts are My favourite era.

Call Me Live

I am also available for live Disciplinary Phone sessions so if you prefer to hear Me scolding you live, make an appointment to call.