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When you call Me, all I'll do is IGNORE your lame ass. I have like 8,492,397 more important things to do than talk to a loser like you... like study, eat, masturbate, shop, have sex, watch juicing videos, talk to My friends (do you even have any?), play with My pets, and sleep. you might even get to hear Me doing one of those things while you're on the phone with Me! Haha, what a lucky loser you'll be. Just hearing Me breathe is more than you deserve. you'll be desperately trying to hear what I'm doing, begging for My attention, all the while getting IGNORED. boy, are you lame. Maybe, if you’re especially lucky, I might just tell you how pathetic you are… LOL, we'll see!

So call Me, and prepare to be IGNORED like you deserve!

That's right... you're a LOSER!!!