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Listen Up TICK TAC DICK....
if that's what you want to call
that thing between your legs.
Your nipple is probably bigger than your dick ISN'T IT?
Then again, everything is
bigger compared to you.
I'm not the one who gave you a little dick.
Instead, I'm going to feel sorry for you
and let you talk to me. We can "Pretend"
to be boyfriend/girlfriend and I will show
you how I treat you.
I can show you how to
be a GIRL since that's
what you pretty much are.
My CLIT is bigger than your dick fully erect. That's okay,
I LOVE guys with little dicks.
You can be my girl friend and
we can play "Dress Up" and we can go shopping and do
all kinds of girly things... Something I normally
wouldn't do with regular guys.
don't you call me and we'll be best friends!
Imagine that... someone who doesn't care
if you're tiny... we can stay up all night and
play with each other and no one will ever know...
Sssshhhh! It'll be our secret!