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Hello My Cash ATM Machine Piggy!!

I can't believe a WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP LIKE YOU you have the balls to even read my listing!

You do know your only good enough for one thing & one thing ONLY,that is to pay my bills & ANYTHING else my heart desires!

AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!

You should feel lucky I even acknowledge your pathetic existence.

I can't believe I am wasting my valuable time on such a human waste as you. I don't hear the phone ringing...you don't have the balls do you!

I should be out spending your hard earned cash working on putting you in the poor house.

Call me NOW, you worthless piggy and be prepare to hand over your money & assets to Me.

EACH & EVERY CALLER WILL BE EXPECTED TO PAY A TRIBUTE TO ME AFTER THE CALL, IF YOU DON'T..I WILL NOT WASTE MY TIME ON YOU AGAIN!

HEY LOSER ASS

Do NOT call me for 2 minutes & hang up, LOSER MONEY PIG.....you ARE to SPEND money on me!!

AND you ARE to leave me a 5 star rating!!!

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