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In fact, I can't hear anything you say, you know why? Because I don't give a shit WHAT you say!

Blah blah blah, no matter what words come out of your mouth, that's all it sounds like to me.

Because I am a superior Goddess, and you are a worthless little man. I mean men are pretty much silly in my opinion when compared to women. But creatures like YOU are way beneath even a MAN - which is not saying much.

So the way I see it, you deserve to tithe to me while I sit back and live the high life on YOUR dime.

And you know what's strage? Usually it's the guys who make in an entire day, what it takes me to make in twenty minutes! Well that makes sense I suppose - lowly low-wage losers like you know best - women like me are superior, and certainly superior to you!

So call and find out what I have in store for you. Maybe I'll feel like berating you. Maybe I'll just lay the phone on my desk and you can listed to me paint my nails.

Ha!