I'm in Control Now! I'm in Control Now!  I'm in Control Now!  I'm in Control Now!

I'm the fat chick you always looked down on, the one with the big round ass that you secretly wanted to slap and grab onto and thought about jerking your jizz onto each night  Now you are married to one of those stick figure bitches, have a bunch of brats, and go to your boring job everyday.  Lucky for you, here I am.  The bad news is, now it will cost you.  If only you had enough balls to go for me before.  That's your problem, not mine.