If I say Hello you'll be lucky!!!Loser fags like you don't deserve even a second of my time! When you call this line, the only thing I want to hear out of your pathetic piglet mouth is, "Sir, I don't deserve to speak with you; please ignore me". If I hear anything else I WILL hang up on you and you WILL hit one of my pay buttons and beg me not to block your loser ass!
I'll be putting the phone down and chatting with chicks online, or spending some time with my woman, or doing whatever the fuck I want to do. I'll watch TV, play computer games, or even fall asleep, all while draining your account. You better not hang up on me either, stay on this fucking line until I hang up the phone. You will just be my little ATM fag, working all week long so you can call this listing and beg me to ignore your sissy faggot ass!
Call now, bitch!
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$50 total dumbass loser fee
And for the less financially stable among you:
$5 broke pathetic loser fee