Hi you shrimped dick loser! I bet you are use to hearing these words when someone sees your penis!bantam, bitty, cramped, diminutive, dwarf, inadequate, inconsequential, insufficient, limited, little, meager, microscopic, mini, miniature, minuscule, minute, modest, narrow, paltry, petite, petty, pint-sized, pitiful, pocket-sized, poor, puny, pygmy, runty, short, shrimp, small-scale, stunted, teensy, teeny, toy, trifling, trivial, undersized, unpretentious, wee.
I know it must be tough to have a secret and worse when a woman finds out. If you have a teeny weenie & want to know what I think about a boy who is underendowed with a little penis (I say 'boy' because I can't really call you a man can I?) then call so that you can hear what I think of you, the member of the tiny peeny boy circus! Whatever you call it-a small endowment, a little cock, a small dick, a tiny penis, a teenie weenie-it all adds up to the same thing: a thread that flaps between your legs. While real men have a real penis, you have an appendage that simply reminds you of what you are lacking: ever being a REAL man and vivacity.