You only wish you knew, could understand, or even exist in the same plane as Myself. Gaze into the face of a True God. Selfish, atavistic, primal, evil, dark. They list goes on and on. When you are groveling in front of your computer screen, knowing that this is the God you have been waiting for, you will know that I am Right, My way is the Truth. Welcome to a torment beyond your scope of reasoning, and hope that you can learn to serve Me well.
I cater to all pig subhumans like you with one thing on My mind, the furter exaltation of Myself, and your progress on the downward spiral. Like something out of an ancient tomb, I am chilling, nightmarish, and cold. Welcome to Hell, I hope you enjoy your stay.