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Pure and fucking simple, loser: I'm too good to talk to you and the only reason I would even let you near me is if you are paying me. Calling this line is like playing the lotto. Maybe I'll hang up right when you call. Maybe I'll stay on the phone and laugh. I might even just sit here and ignore you, going right about my day. You never know what it will be until you call!

You don't know why, but you have a deep, inner yearning to toss your hard earned cash my way. You have a sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach every time you think about it. You see my other listings and wish you could be "normal" like the REAL men who call those listings. They aren't pathetic losers like you. You get that sick sense of satisfaction from throwing your cash my way.

You may not call me tonight, but you're going to keep thinking about me. You are going to think about that devilish and cruel gleam in my eye, knowing that I'm laughing at a pig like you who takes such delight in something so utterly pitiful.

So get busy, you pathetic piggie. Call me for the excitement you crave and to give me the money I deserve. At this rate, it won't take long until you're bankrupt and I'm a rich bitch.