$$ Your Highness $$
You can look, but you will never touch
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"This is my recording of an un scripted conversation my brother and I have as we sit outside and smoke"
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NO NUDITY, NO BOOBS, NO BOOTIE, NO PHONE SEX, NO EXCEPTIONS!
It's my day, it's my world; you're just a squirrel, looking for a nut.
Buy me presents!
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+ ...While you are entitled to view my webcam, as i do nothing inparticular...+
+Lookin for some cam whore to dance for you? Look the fuck elsewhere! +
MASTURBATING? WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR CUTE FUCKING BOAT - I'M SETTING THE PHONE DOWN. I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR FUCKING PANTING. LET ME KNOW ONCE YOU ARE DONE, OR YOU'VE MASTERED THE ART OF CONTROLLING YOUR HEAVY BREATHING..(1ST HINT: MOVE THE MOUTHPIECE AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH.)
DON'T LIKE MY OUTFIT? BUY ME ONE I PICK OUT THAT YOU'RE MORE FOND OF, AND I'LL WEAR IT FOR YOU NEXT TIME - BEGGARS CAN'T BE CHOOSERS.
+ You know you want to give me all of your money just because I am so cute, and you know your pathetic ass could never have me +
+ I am naturally a nice girl...just selfish, lazy, and deserve to be taken care of. If you want me to give you more attitude, communicate that to me! +
What do I like to hear about?
You, where you are from, where you live now, what you do for a living, if you are married, kids, bdsm interests, stories of your submissive life, going on missions I assign for you while I listen on the phone...LAUGHING MY ASS OFF...How you worship the ground I walk on, and are giving me lots of $ and presents!
Don't talk about your penis. Nobody wants to hear about that. Shh!
+ So what do i have to talk about? Lots of stuff. Being an 18 year old girl living in upper middle class suburbia can be tough! +
Feel free to ask about:
$Gibberish - want to learn how to speak Gidigibidigeridigish? Or just listen to it being spoken? Your name in Gibberish? Mine = Yidigour Hidigighnidigess $
$ Modeling $
My experience as a Hooters Girl
$My life - recent events: Totalling my BMW (that car was like my baby...) and *almost* getting a DUI..Want to buy me a new one for my 19th birthday April 6th?
Being captain of my Cheerleading Squad Sophomore year of high school - Public versus Private versus homeschooling, Depression, Anorexia and Addiction
Memoir I am writing
There is significance in every per minute fee I choose - $1.61 = the begininng of the "golden ratio"..or "phi" 1.6180339887 -- $3.33....in addition to it's aesthetic appeal, 333 sounds similar to "Me Me Me"... -- $3.60, if you can guess, I'll give you a prize! -- $11.11....the number you can wish on...
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