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The truth of the matter is, women HATE small cocks. And there's nothing more disappointing than to see some small little thing trying to look bigger with its pathetic little erection. Just give it up!! (At least your worth a good belly, rolling-on-the-floor laugh!)

The only way you can make real women happy is to pay them to put up with your tiny little pe--(not even long enough to warrant the whole two-syllable word!)

So I've set up this losers' line so you can pay for your shortcomings here and it Giana's penis penance!

Most pathetic peeny to date belongs to "Lil' Lars." He measures an unimpressive 3 inches. After hearing that, I didn't even bother asking his width! Let's salute Lil' Lars with our little pinkies! Conversely, "Elephant Man" Mikey felt he needed to call because he was too monstrous! He weighed in at a whopping 8 lbs, measuring 19.5 inches LONG and 9 inches wide. I bet this fat cat makes you impoverished penis peasants feel really minuscule!