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King Ricks Act of Charity

King Rick the samaritan. Selflessly abusing those much less fortunate than Himself.

Even those in the lower income brackets need some good old fashioned financial abuse. Every little bit counts. I think of it as My little act of charity, taking advantage of those with much less impressive standards of living. Although I seldom invest much time in these low-income losers, I still find it in MY heart to take their scanty salaries and let them at least feel mildly useful in their poverty-stricken existences. It's My way of showing you how much I care.

It's vital that EVERY loser learn to cut-back in his own spending so he has more revenue to spend on ME. Go recycle your cans and save so King Rick can frivolously SPEND!!!