Whatever form you choose doesn't matter. Just be prepared to give everything to me.
Don't let my sweet smile fool you! I'm not going to want you, love you, or even like you. With enough effort you may earn a bit of attention from me, but my attention only lasts as long as your wallet does. Why don't you call me so you can hear me laugh at how pathetic you are. There's nothing I enjoy more than telling you how I enjoy shopping on your dollar.