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FakePhoneSex

ABSOLUTE WORST PHONE SEX!

THERE'S A REASON WHY I'M SO CHEAP!

I'm NOT the best, the most gorgeous, the sexiest, the nastiest, the hottest, the --- whateverest. I can moan and groan with the best them but ... like most girls here ... I usually fake it ...

I'm 42 years old, my tits are small (34B ... No 44 triple D's here)... Yet my boobs are starting to sag ... (not to mention other parts of my body) ...

Hence the reason I'm SCARED TO DEATH to go on webcam ... and have opted for cheap phone sex instead ...

HOWEVER ... If you're interested in a REAL woman with a WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR ... I'm your girl ... (or, old lady perhaps ... take your pick)

WHO KNOWS? Maybe we'll get to know each other and actually get off for real ...

P.S. For those of you who don't understand that this page IS A JOKE ... You need to lighten up and have some fun! LOL!