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.....when she comes home? Standing there jerking your rod? {snicker snicker} Kinda hard to do that with what I am gonna have you doing. I'm always in a very ornery mood, can you handle it? If you can, make sure you have some rope close by before you pick up the phone, as well as a piece of cardboard that has a circle cut out for your rod to go thru, NOT extremely tight. If you have speaker phone, USE it!!! Two hands might be needed for you to do this right, and I DON'T like laziness. I never have. Now, get your stuff together, and then call me. NOW GO!!! CALL ME, NOW!!!!!!!!