Phone Sex

Does it turn you on when a woman just CAN'T satisfy you? They try and try, but to no avail, they just can't seem to get it right. So you spend endless hours smirking at their unability to get you off and jerking off to their pathetic attempts at pleasing you.

If turning you off actually turns you on, or listening to a woman try her best at satisfying you and not achieve is what you're into, then call me.

Aren't you just curious, to speak with a woman who struggles to come up with something sexy to say? An absolute amateur? So inexperienced, Almost virginal? A robotic amateur who doesn't know much in the bedroom, but willing to try to please you?

Tired of cuming so quickly? Want a challenge? Want a woman so pitiful, that you might even get a limp one before introduction? How do you know you have the absolute worst? Just check my ratings and read what other unsatisfied customers had to say. Read the outraged responses of men who came and left with a limp one. Their low ratings boast of my undesirableness. This woman knows how to turn a man off!