Phone Sex

Which of these profiles best describes you?

The Compulsive Masturbator

• Drools over pictures of beautiful porn goddesses
• Jerks off multiple times a day
• Surfs the web for porn late at night (and sometimes at work)
• Often obsessed with lesbians and lesbian sex

The Paid Sex Addict

• Pays prostitutes for sex
• Visits strip clubs on a regular basis
• Gets off on the fact that he has to pay

The Cuckold

• Suspects (or knows) that his wife is cheating
• Begs his wife for sex, but gets DENIED
• Fantasizes about watching his wife with her lover

The Sexual Inadequate

• Cannot satisfy a woman during sex
• Has a tiny little penis
• Has difficulty achieving or maintaining an erection
• Has been humiliated by women who refuse him once they see his limp little dick

The Nerd

• Lost his virginity late, or may still be a virgin
• Shy and socially awkward, especially around beautiful women
• May be intelligent and/or successful, but still can't get laid

The Old Man

• Old, fat, balding, and/or ugly
• Dreams about sex with hot girls in their teens and twenties
• Often married to an old woman
• May have been attractive and/or virile in his youth, but those days are long gone

The Fetishist

• Has a particular fetish that he is obsessed with
• Common fetishes include shoes, feet, smoking, panties, leather, domination, and long hair
• Has difficulty achieving or maintaining an erection without his fetish item

The Closet Homosexual

• Obsessed with the idea of sucking cock
• May also wish to be fucked in the ass by a man or shemale
• Wants to be "forced" to live out his fantasies, so that he doesn't have to accept responsibility for them
• Often married (or divorced)

The Sissy Crossdresser

• Loves wearing ladies' lingerie
• Tries to look like a beautiful woman, but only succeeds in looking like a silly sissy
• Acts like a typical male slut, but wants to displace these issues onto his so-called "femininity"
• Often has a large collection of lacy panties, stockings, etc.