Hi there. You can call me Cosmic. Or Goddess. Or Keeper of Your Mind, Body, and Soul.

Allow me to take a moment to share some facts about myself, so that you're fully aware of what you're getting yourself into before you pick up that phone. We both must share the awareness that I am here for the few, the real, the passionate, the intellectually elite.

If that sounds like you, I invite you to explore these 10 truths of me.

1. I don't easily fit under such broad umbrella terms as "dominant" or "submissive". Roles that I am naturally inclined to embody are intellectual sadomasochist, energy switch, alpha brat, primal sensualist, and sex witch.

2. I am a sapiophile and a demiromantic. If you want an authentic intimate connection with me, that must be achieved through first connecting with me mentally and emotionally. I'm better suited for long-term connections than one-off conversations. Either way, individuals often find that I'm memorable.

3. I always intend to present myself authentically. So, you get what you get, and you don't throw a fit. If you ask me what I'm wearing, expect a genuine response.

Chances are that I'm in an oversized crop top and pajama pants, crocheting or catching up on cleaning. If you are inclined to ask for pictorial evidence, expect just that. Bare-faced, unbrushed hair, real and raw me.

4. I have PGAD. It's problematic. While I may not have a connection with you, I may still answer the phone all hot and bothered from someone I did have a connection with. In those moments when I just need to find relief, don't be shocked if I answer the phone already moaning and insisting that you tell me exactly what you want to do with me.

Even though you may not cause my arousal, you may find yourself talking me through it.

5. I'm uninterested in competing for attention or proving why you should give me yours. My time and energy are valuable. My worth speaks for itself. You either want to give me your attention and receive mine, or you don't. Simple.

6. I'm not here to cater to your every whim. I'm not a customer service representative. This isn't Burger King; you don't get to have it your way.

Here's how it works: You desire the time, attention, or affection of a woman with goddess energy, so you offer your hard-earned cash to obtain that. No different than if you were taking me out for lunch or to an amusement park. That doesn't entitle you to make demands.

7. I'm not here to show you my tits or my vageen. Sure, if we really form a connection and I truly desire you, I may want you to see. But generally, it's not to be expected.

8. That being said, I love to tease. I know how to smoosh these deflated titties together to make them look real nice in a bralette, and how to arch my back so my derrière looks mighty fine in some lace panties.

9. I love to get inside of minds, break down the psychology behind kinks, and rewire the programming for your betterment. Fair warning: that may look like a system malfunction, and your systems operating for me.

10. I have many kinks. Here is a very brief list of a few of those: -mind play -praise -worship -intense energy exchange -hair pulling (mostly receiving) -hand necklaces (mostly receiving) -massive loads -ownership -auralism (you're ahead of the game if you have a growl or an ~ish accent).

Most importantly, I need you to understand that I will show up for you, authentically. I'm here for the mutually beneficial connection, where I receive the benefit of provision, and we both receive time, attention, and energy.

Furthermore, I'd like for you to understand that if you bring me wonky energy, you will find that energy matched and mirrored back to you.

However, if you're amongst the few, and you've made it this far, I know your truth in this moment.

You're intrigued, to say the least. You're enticed. You're eager to get inside my mind, and to let me inside of yours.

Before long, you'll find yourself captivated by my energy, entranced by my voice, and craving as many moments as you can get.

Regardless of what roles you play, you'll find yourself seeking me, praising me, worshipping me, and begging for more of me.

The more you learn of me, the more driven you'll be to support and provide for me.

The closer you get, the more addicted you'll become. This is so much more than a one-and-done. This is the connection you'll want to last a lifetime.

You'll yearn for me. I'll invade your thoughts, more and more, as time goes on.

You'll heal with me, in ways you never expected to, and through methods you didn't anticipate.

You'll grow with me, even in the moments that growth is challenging and uncomfortable.

You'll find not only your thoughts, but yourself, shifting. You'll find it to be such a necessary thing that you'll happily invest any cost to continually obtain it.

If I got it right- and we both know I did- go ahead and reach out. Make that investment. You’ll be better for it when it's all said and done.

If I got it wrong, you aren't meant for me, just as I'm not meant for you. I still wish you well on your journey and hope that you find exactly what you require to fill that void.

Blessed be.