Lonely BBW Nerdy Witchy Lass Next Door You are the model husband, the caregiver and protector. Each evening when you get home from work, however, you notice a young (surely not more than 25!) purple-haired, heavily pierced and tattooed witchy woman just a few houses down who is heading out. Something is alluring, mysterious, and more than anything, NEW about this young woman. Your wife has been inattentive in the bedroom for years. You've got that itch that just your hand can't scratch... You locked yourself out of your house. You just wanted to come home and relax, go figure. Suddenly you see the purple-haired beauty walking to her car. Better now than never! Striding over nervously, you practise what you'll say. She looks up, smiling in a polite and friendly way. After explaining what happened, she invites you in to wait for a locksmith. Her entire house is covered in comic figures, cosplay pieces, and various other pop culture memorabilia. You make small talk but the heave of her cleavage over the top of her blouse causes you to lead in with the following.... "...."