✦ THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S BEST-KEPT SECRET ✦ You've seen me. Watering the plants in my silk robe. Waving from the driveway in yoga pants that leave nothing to the imagination. Smiling a little too long when our eyes meet at the mailbox. I'm the housewife your people warned you about. The one with too much free time and a mind that wanders to very interesting places. People think I'm baking. I'm actually on the phone, whispering filth to strangers. Want to be one of them?
◆ READY TO KEEP ME "COMPANY"? ◆ I'm home alone. I'm "bored". I'm wearing something you'd "love" to see.