This is a full ignore line. Obviously, don’t expect me to speak — you’re paying to be ignored. I’ll be doing whatever I want while you stay quietly on the phone, listening like a pathetic little background object. I’ll be scrolling, texting my friends, doing laundry, cleaning, laughing, getting distracted, and enjoying my day while you sit there paying to be ignored. The silence is the point. The awkwardness is the point. You exist in the background while I barely acknowledge you at all. You’re not important enough for attention — just background noise while I go about my life completely unbothered.