I’m a PhD holding university professor of psychology who often feels stifled by the academy’s decorum. I crave the release that accompanies engaging dark fantasies. Enlighten me to your inner whims, your shameful secrets, what truly makes you tick. We may align in our urges; a welcomed retreat. Although, it can pose quite the challenge for me to resist comparing you to your peers, dissecting your psyche to humiliating depths. Perhaps you’ll even be graded on your ability to follow instruction. Prove to me you’re worthy of becoming teacher’s pet. You can start your failed attempt to garner my attention by going ahead and indulging yourself on some, or all, of my goodies.