If you’re lucky enough to become teacher’s pet, I may just grade on a curve ;)

I’m a PhD holding university professor of psychology who often feels stifled by the academy’s decorum. I crave the release that accompanies engaging dark fantasies.
Enlighten me to your inner whims, your shameful secrets, what truly makes you tick. We may align in our urges, a welcomed retreat.

Although, it can pose quite the challenge for me to resist comparing you to your peers, dissecting your psyche to humiliating depths.
Perhaps you’ll be graded on your ability to follow instruction.
Don’t be shy, lots of us could use a little help when things seem too hard.

While regarded as an expert in my field, I equally consider myself a perpetual student and enjoy learning from others who can offer titillating conversation.
Admittedly, very few have demonstrated themselves able to command my attention and repeatedly fall short in their attempts to expand my horizons.
And yet, I certainly encourage you to try.