THE BEST WAY TO SPEND YOUR MONEY IS TO GIVE IT TO SATAN. I AM HERE TO DRAIN THE ENERGY AND LFIE FORCE FROM ALL OF THE WEAKLING HUMANS WALKING AROUND EARTH DOING MY BAD, FILTHY DEEDS. EVERYONE TRIES TO BE GOOD, BUT DEEP DOWN, THEY ARE GREEDY AGENTS FOR ME...INDULGING IN DARK FANTASIES AND THINGS THAT THEY WOULD NEVER ADMIT. WHAT'S YOUR WISH? GIVE TO SATAN NOW AND I MIGHT GRANT IT.