Sorry Hubby, I Let 2 Guys Use All My Holes While You Were Away

• THE SETTING:

A long-distance call to an overseas husband, fueled by fizz and pure spite.

• THE ACTION:

A gritty, spontaneous encounter starting in a bar, moving to a taxi, and ending in the marital bed.

• DP / TRIO:

Explicit descriptions of being shared by two real men.

• CUCKOLD HUMILIATION:

Constant, emasculating comparisons between the hung strangers and my pathetic husband.

• THE FINISH:

A messy, unapologetic double facial and a cold goodbye.