THE THRONE ROOM

KING DAVID: 6'3" • 207LBS • 10" • SIZE 13

"Eyes on the floor. You are in the presence of a King."

I don’t play "office." I rule an empire of chocolate muscle and absolute authority. From my 6'3" towering reach down to my size 13 soles, I am built to be served. In this room, my silence is a command and my word is law.

The Royal Protocol:

Towering Dominance: Look up at 6'3" of chiseled perfection and realize how small you are.
The King’s Scepter: 10 inches of authority that most men only dream of possessing.
Pedal Worship: Pay tribute to my size 13 feet. They carry the weight of a King.
Tribute & Tax: My time is the most expensive luxury you will ever afford.