???? THE SECRET TAX
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► THE FEE: You want to know what the "nice lady next door" is really like? You have to pay to enter my house.
The neighbors think I'm sweet. You know the truth.
I am Dee Dee. To everyone else, I am the polite, curvy woman who waves from the driveway. But you know better. You know that as soon as I close my blinds, I turn into a nasty, dominant brat who loves to use men. You are here because you want to see the side of me that would get me kicked out of the HOA.
MY VIBE: Casual clothes, messy hair, and a completely filthy attitude. I'm bored, I'm home alone, and I'm ready to be bad.
THE NEIGHBOR MENU:
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SECRETLY NASTY: Listening to me describe the things I do while my husband is at work.
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WINDOW PEEPING: I leave the curtains open just for you. Watch me touch myself.
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BORROWING SUGAR: You come over for an ingredient, but you leave on your knees.
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GOSSIP & CRUELTY: I tell you dirty secrets about the neighborhood while I humiliate you.
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BAD INFLUENCE: I'm the reason you cheat. I'm the reason you're broke.
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GARAGE PLAY: Quick, dirty, and risky. Don't get caught.
THE RULES:
Don't get caught.
This is our secret. If you see me in public, you don't say a word. You just nod and remember what I did to you last night.
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