oh this ones gonna be a fun one.

I dont need to raise my voice to assert that I’m in charge. I just am. And you know it too. You know you and your wallet are simply rendered helpless in the face of my Mesmerization, Brainwashing, Mindfucking, and Manipulation. And its all thinly veiled under my sweet and lascivious voice.

There is a deep and sensual way that I speak that subdues you into a trance and opens your wallet for me. And you always wake up feeling so thoroughly refreshed and satisfied fulfilling your purpose as my lil piggy bank.

So wont you come and oink for me, pet? Or do i have to mindfuck you into doing that too? Haha