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Hello! I'm Humanette Honks! I'm a manic pixie dream clown with a fart of gold! I love long walks off of short piers, & I never fall cuz I don't look down! I can't wait to make you honk all over yourself. I know you crave the clussy.



I'm a playful switch, and creative horniness is everything to me. I want us to think up some silly, strange, sexy scenes together. Ones that nobody has ever thought of before. I can't wait to encourage the weirdo, vulnerable, silly, slutty clown in you. I've got a funny feeling that you want to feel my funny.



Clown kink can be expressed in so many different ways. Common themes involve edging/tease and denial/orgasm control, mesmerization, humiliation, gender/sexuality exploration, sensation play, clownification, dollification, bimbofication, and other transformation kinks, just to name a few.



Clowns are creative and clever, and together, we can use our imaginations to build a scene around the kinks that tickle your pickle when you're jerkin your gherkin. What makes you cream when you're flicking the bean. What makes you feel GOOOOOD.



Give me a honk! My nose is all engorged for you. ;O)