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The Line of Last Resort
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ChatWhen you call the Line of Last Resort…
I might see who is calling. Or I might not even check.
If I pick up…
I will say either say hello, or allow you to overhear whatever conversation I am engaged in, so that you know it is really me on the other end of the phone. After that, I might ask about why you're calling the Line of Last Resort, or allow you to listen in on what I’m doing. Or I might put the phone down and totally ignore you. I might allow you to know whether or not I am listening, or I may keep you guessing. There's even a chance I might hang up and raise the rate. But if today's your day, you could get treated to a toe-curling load-blowing panty-soaking smoking hot call on the sexy topic of your choice.
Basically it depends on where I am, what I’m doing, what kind of impression you make, and what kind of a mood I’m in.
And, of course, on what you deserve.
The Line of Last Resort is an intermittent reinforcement ignore-and-more extended-hours hotline, which often remains on, even when my other listings are turned off and I’m unavailable for traditional calls. If the Line of Last Resort is my only open line, I may be out with friends; driving; getting a pedicure; working out; shopping; in the tub; on another phone call; or just relaxing at home, alone, or with my husband.
Call the Line of Last Resort:
• To satisfy your morbid curiosity.
• If you are so pathetic that you, in fact, deserve to be ignored.
• If you have a confession, or something else that you feel you need to say or work through aloud, and you don’t require my interaction.
• If you are overwhelmed by your addiction to me, and need to luxuriate in the extended visceral indulgence of your money flowing through the phone line away from you and into my pocket.
• If you feel anxious during extended periods of separation from your owner, and crave the reassurance of my silent presence.
• If I control your access to your chastity cage, and you need to be unlocked due to a medical emergency.
• If you want to try begging me to turn on one of my regular lines.
• If you're interested in a conversation I could reasonably conduct in a public location without the use of sexual language. I could be receptive to some shooting-of-the-shit. Or I may just go back to doing whatever I was doing before you called. Please note: no GFE, no exceptions.
Or: you may have been instructed to call the Line of Last Resort if you have displeased me, and I have forbidden you to contact me in any other way.
Your call to the Line of Last Resort might be over-the-top. There is always the whisper of a chance that my husband might be in the mood to keep the line accepting calls when we are having sex. Or maybe you get off on humiliation and today is the day that I actually am at brunch with my girlfriends. If you catch me reading, and you're lucky, I may willing to read aloud to you, and/or provide an ASMR experience. But the call may be entirely uninteractive, like if you catch me in a check-out line. If I'm in the store, I must ignore.
Pro tips:
Do NOT call the Line of Last Resort if you are unclear on the concept. Do NOT call the Line of Last Resort and expect to set the agenda for the call in any way.
The rate of the Line of Last Resort changes frequently. The price you see now may not last. “Favorite” this page so you’ll be able to easily check in again later for your lucky break, whether that’s a low amount, or a devastatingly high rate that quickly drains your wallet.
Load up your balance before calling the Line of Last Resort. Callers who spend less than 10 minutes on the Line of Last Resort will be considered a nuisance, and blocked.
According to your preference, to feel more in touch with me, or more distant from me, purchase some photos of my ass or a video of my feet to ogle during the call. How much will they cost? Click below to receive a pay-to-view link in your email inbox. Will you be lucky enough to receive an offer to buy these goodies at a discount?
After your call, leave the Line of Last Resort some nice feedback. Remember, no matter what you get, you can't say that it isn't what you asked for. And if you called the Line of Last Resort because that's just how pathetic you are, nothing quite concretizes that humiliation like a nice 5 stars for a service that dehumanizes you.
Want your camera to send me a video feed of you while I ignore you? That can be arranged.
No time to call right now? Get the same rush of reckless spending with no time investment by sending a nice tribute. Or why not tribute before, during, and after your call?
If nothing else,
Throw $2 in the tip jar.
It will let me know that you enjoyed reading this listing, and offset the cost of the advertising I paid for that allowed me to find you, dear perv.
But wouldn't you rather be a high roller?
The rush of tributing $100 makes you feel totally out of control.
Normal guys don't just fork over cash to be treated this way. But you're not normal.
If you send $50 during the call, you might get to hear me squeal with delight.
If I'm even paying attention.
I'll put your $20 tribute toward my gym membership.
Wouldn't it be fun to catch me while I'm exercising, and hear that heavy breathing?
$10 Will buy me a drink when I go out for trivia night.
If you can make yourself useful, maybe you can be on my team.
[Note to the perv who recently called when I was actually at trivia night: you still owe the Line of Last Resort a 5 star review.]
$5 will come in handy when I'm practicing origami.
Arts and crafts are very relaxing. I've been meaning to make time to learn to fold a bill into the shape of pussy. Look it up--pornagami is a thing. Holy shit I would love to make you listen while I practice pornagami.
If the button below says "call now," The Line of Last Resort is open and available. But that status might not last. Make that call, babe. The window of opportunity is open.