This is a line reserved for those who wish to be IGNORED, and when I cannot talk on the phone for one reason or another but still want to have some fun. Play with yourself, whimper, beg, fall to your knees for me... all while I go about my day and pretend you're not there. When calling please tell me you are calling my ignore line, and I will stay silent. If you do not state that you are calling the ignore line, and do not say anything, you risk being hung up on. I look forward to ignoring you 

Several things you may experience while calling this line:

•  Hearing me carry on conversations with other people
•  Working on the computer
•  Watching TV
•  Hearing me play video games
•  Listening to me cook
•  The possibilities are endless, but if you have a special request, please email or send me a text and I will do my best to fulfill your fantasy if I have enough time to prepare